Gecko Stecko

The name of a mystical lizard in southern Illinois. Typically found playing Xbox in his room. Or saving people 15% or more on car insurance.

-Have you seen Gecko Stecko lately?
-Nah bro he’s been saving people 15% or more on car insurance.
-Fair.

by Chauy December 11, 2020

April the gecko

This is just simply a amazing word cause this is the best gecko in the worlds name :D

April the gecko is the best gecko ever!

by ppisgeorgespride March 20, 2021

House Gecko

A house gecko is a light-hearted, fun seeking floozy, having sex with one partner with already seeking the next one.

Forget about her, dude. She's fine, but she's a house gecko.

by ShyAaaaaaaaa May 8, 2021

The "Gecko"

When you have a floppy flopper and just slap someone in the face with it at a hundred miles per hour and just take off their head.

Ryan Durkz: "Hey guys last night I whipped out my floppy and just decapitated my mom. I gave her The "Gecko" L0L.

Bart: "L0L I did that to MariAnne last night. Too bad I'm goin to jail now."

by CelesteLOLiblowppl&gotorehab March 23, 2011

graveyard gecko

Someone who hangs around in graveyards in order to obtain a widow of the dead to sleep with

Mike was telling me a story about how he slept with a graveyard gecko he met in the cemetery

by Graveyard_gecko January 18, 2023

Hawaiian Gecko

In the Ancient Times, Hawaiians referred Midgets as “Hawaiian Gecko’s”.

“God damn bro you see that Midget”?
“Bro we’re in Hawaii that’s a Hawaiian Gecko”.

by Mace34Black February 9, 2023

gecko

To euthanize an animal for an easy life, regardless of value

That $20,000 ram is lame again. Should I try this course of treatment from the vet? Nah, I'll just gecko it and avoid the hassle.

by Unlacedgecko December 21, 2023