1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.
2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.
(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.
(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.
1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.
2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.
2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.
1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.
2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.
2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
by DerSizzler July 13, 2012
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a location of your choice. Much better than paying admission to a lame pyrotechnic display.
a location of your choice. Much better than paying admission to a lame pyrotechnic display.
by Enestate October 14, 2011
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Whilst taking these beatings, the victim experiences hard solid impacts from the hits they take against their body that imitate the loud climaxing sounds of a firework. If they close their eyes while taking the hits, they see flashy contrasted colors -- (similar to fireworks) if they are given a black eye, or are wounded on the eye.
Whilst taking these beatings, the victim experiences hard solid impacts from the hits they take against their body that imitate the loud climaxing sounds of a firework. If they close their eyes while taking the hits, they see flashy contrasted colors -- (similar to fireworks) if they are given a black eye, or are wounded on the eye.
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Boy 2: “Oh Christ, I got ganged up and got to see Early Fireworks.”
Boy 2: “Oh Christ, I got ganged up and got to see Early Fireworks.”
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georg washington: wanna see something funy
gun store worker: sure
georg washington: *commits red fireworks*
gun store worker: sure
georg washington: *commits red fireworks*
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