Montana Leaky Faucet

A sex act in which a man, right as he is about to ejaculate, walks over to a freezer and freezes his penis for 8-12 hours. After his penis is thoroughly frozen, he walks back to his partner and holds his penis over his or her mouth, allowing cum to slowly drip out as the penis thaws.

Person 1: "Damn bro, my girl wants me to give her a Montana Leaky Faucet tomorrow and I'm not sure if I'm ready!"
Person 2: "Your penis will surely hurt!"

by 21spendexx August 20, 2021

Faucet

Another name for a monstrous, large throbbing cock

He had a whole ass faucet on him HOLYYYY

by Sienna millsy May 25, 2022

Fauceting

When a person (typically female) uses either the bathtub or the shower faucet to stimulate the clitoris until orgasm is reached.

Before I had access to toys, fauceting was a safe, clean way to achieve orgasm.

by TayterFixedThtDefinition June 3, 2022

poop faucet

What you call someone's anus after they've eaten at a place such as Chipotle.

OH GOSH.. OH NO... I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT TACO BELL.... I THINK I GAVE MYSELF A POOP FAUCET.

by Sumica January 29, 2021

Leaky faucet

Me after the dick appointment

My main bitch: hey hoe! How was he??
Me: oh gurlll! call me a slut but he turned into one leaky faucet
My main bitch: biiiiiiiiiitch!!

by agayhoe February 1, 2021

pussy faucet

when someone/thing is so hot it makes a woman’s pussy so wet it drip

*can also be used ironically

exclamation: “ooh they so fine - PUSSY FAUCET”

irony: *sees person wearing crocs* “mhh, pussy faucet lol”

by garb galore April 9, 2021

faucet tits

when the breast milk from your tits are leaking after having a baby

damn babe my faucet tits are bad this week

by supersoph420 May 14, 2021