Emu

The most efficient acronym for “email you” thus further propagating my laziness in typing.

She texts: What time do we land in St. Croix?
Me: Don’t know. I’ll emu my-tinerary.

by Cutternsanchez February 16, 2020

emu attack

when emu is having none of it and wants to bite off your head

Dang, Carmen just suffered a severe emu attack.

by luvsemu April 26, 2016

Emu

1. A large, flightless Australian bird that is similar to an ostrich.

2. A reference to an emo or gothic individual

1. "Wow I saw the biggest emu at the zoo today!", says Mark. "I hope it fucking pecks your eyes out", replies Sally.
2. "Gross, my school is just filled with emu fags" exclaimed Dan. "Probably cutting themselves to Blood on the Dance Floor right now" , Zach said disgusted.

by Sam Haynes September 1, 2016

EMU

Means "Eat me up"

Johnny: Hey, Jordan EMU!

Jordan: Haha that's what your girl did to me last night.

by Deadopspack December 5, 2020

Emu

a retarded bird

Pan Potmak beat the shit out of a emu

by zbohem lasko du se vybourat September 19, 2021

Emu Slap

To be slapped by a person recently tarred and feathered

Oi bro, you just got emu slapped!

by Defrag08 January 2, 2012

Emu

the popular kid that used to harass all the old kids, but now they're in their scene/emo/goth/punk/edgelord phase, and yet they're still a 1000% bitch. So don't mess with them, they'll try or mess or put you down. Emus are very sadistic and cold-hearted, careless and sometimes greedy, so don't try to change them. They'll be plain old same, if you try make them realize they're mean, they already know who they are.

Emo Boy : Look at her, she used to be a meanass girl.
Emo Girl : I know right she's just like us, what an emu.

by MyDiscordIspassionate#2436 January 21, 2019