A dad

Something that leaves u behind and can be a magician if trained

“A dad can do a disappearing trick”

by Sexy Boy Adam February 4, 2019

dad

The one who never came back...

dad?

by Maxisocdorilkarupsa September 10, 2015

dad

he left me

please help me find my dad he left me when I was six and we were playing hide and seek

by Skully_iF November 7, 2016

Dad

Someone who leaves you before you're born.

Me: my dad is gone.

by DadIsGone November 15, 2018

Dad

Dad is a person that has sex with the mom without condum to have a baby to be adad

Sex on dad

by Princes bean July 23, 2017

Dad

Gone.

man 1: Hey man where's your dad?
man 2: Gone.

by notlapa October 22, 2018

Dad

A mysterious person that everybody seems to hang out with on the weekends, but not you. Sometimes this fictional character might appear in your dreams.

ex. 1
Phil: Dad this game of catch is wonderful
Phil's Dad: I know son, how about after this we go to six flags?
Phil: Wow Dad that's a great idea!
Phil's Dad: Oh i forgot to tell you, you're dreaming!
Phil: Wait what?
Phil: *wakes up* GOD DAMMIT

ex. 2
Tom: JOHN YOUR DAD IS BEHIND YOU!
John: WAIT REALLY?
Tom: haha made you look
John: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN YEARS!

ex. 3
Jimmy: im gonna play football with my dad after school?
Carl: Whats a dad?

by communism4life March 18, 2019