Cris

A great man who is a boss and loves to eat! He is normally playing games with his buddy Trenton!

Have you met Cris? What is he like?

by Sparkleunicorn18 October 31, 2017

feel the cri cri

Basicaly when someone tries to make a funny joke but you know it isn't. It has te be used after waiting 5 seconds after the joke and no-one laughed.

- Person 1: JOKE: A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."

The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
- Person 2: (after 5 seconds and no-one laughed) Feel the cri cri

by Neister March 3, 2017

cri

When this is said when you are texting, it could go two ways. One, they are making a joke and aren’t sad, two, they are sad and you are in deep trouble.

(Texting)
Person 1: I’m so sorry! I can’t go shopping that day!
Person 2: cri
orrrrrr
Person 1: I love you but this isn’t going to work out.
Person 2: cri 😭

by happiness is key January 11, 2020

When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.

John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

Cris

An argenrinian sexy piece of ass, which always puts his friends before him and women in front of him. He is a very kind and generous loving individual who gives money to charity.

"Wow, look its superman, wait, my bad its cris"

by Juicypotato 969696 November 22, 2021

Cris

Imagine carrying a baby in your womb for 9 months just to name him Cris.

His name shall be know as Cris, after the fact that I hate my life.

by JesterFalls November 24, 2021

Cris

Where’s the “H”?

My name is Cris with no “H”…

*Rolls eyes*

by MonkeyDolittle November 23, 2021