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Cram jelly

When your nutsack is sticking to your thigh
Bro I had the worst cram jelly today in precalc.
by Wakaflakaflame October 16, 2017
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Cram bar

Where people in north western Sydney go to pick up not only the local talent but an STI or two
“Ready for Cram Bar bro?”
“Nah Cunt no where near fucked up enough!”
by Mr Boombastic 2756 October 17, 2017
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cram sand

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cram nek

white racist neeba who likes roblox and anime
by hahahahatdog August 14, 2020
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Cram

Cram is a viscous substance that originated all the way back to the 13th century and is edible.

Cram™ is sold in flavours, those flavours are raspberry, berry, and very berry. Very berry is berry, but very. If Cram™ is mixed with any other flavour, it will spontaneously combust into roughly 100 kilotons of TNT, for this reason, Cram™ is commonly used in Improvised Explosives and C4.

If Cram™ is laid in sunlight for a fortnight it will harden into a stone like material that is harder than steel, this discovery lead to Cram swords which were used in the Cram War by the Cram Army™ against the British. In future years Cram™ was smoothened and laid in the sun for another fortnight, leading to the substance turning a dark colour and hardening even more. We refer to this substance as obsidian today.
Guy 1: *Explodes*

Guy 2: "Oh god not a Cram™ bomb!"
by MemeBuster3641 October 28, 2020
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neck-cram

Akin to bellybutton lint but in the neck. Food and other debris that gets stuck between the rolls under the neck of an overweight person or baby.
After dinner, my toddler was full of neck-cram.
You must be sure to clean out your neck-cram to avoid smelling.
by ZoBirdie August 27, 2013
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cramming a klondike

Deep-throating a large black penis
by FisH47 February 9, 2012
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