clam slam

The female version of teabagging in which the vagina is placed on one's face, usually to establish dominance. Frequently used by female video game players after fragging another player.

DUDE! K1LL3rClam83 just clam slammed me after she stuck me with a grenade!

by Milky Pirate March 4, 2008

clam party

Any festivity with a far above average (>=80%) female attendance. See also taco fest.

Whoa, that Take That tribute is a total clam party!

by LedgeS February 25, 2010

Clam Hamster

A clam hamster refers to a ridiculous amount of hair in the female genital region

Joe - I pulled a right fitty last night

Johnny - Really?

Joe - Yeah, but when we were about to bump uglies I noticed she had a proper Clam Hamster

by The Chop 84 October 16, 2009

clam jam

(n.) - the female version of a cock block; when a girl sabotages another girl's attempt to get some.

"This guy was hitting on me last night and asked me home, but Cara was being super clingy and made me leave with her instead; whatta clam jam!"

by garry larry July 25, 2013

clam sword

Not showering after having unprotected sex aka having a dirty penis with pussy juice still on it.

I banged this chick raw dog last night, and I still haven't showered...I have some serious clam sword going on right now"

by hugecocknballs81 August 1, 2011

swamp clam

when a girls vag is sweaty and wetter than a swamp

Jamie: damn Sam i have major swamp clam after running that mile in P.E.

Sam: me to Jamie.

by broski12 September 25, 2009

Clam rod

Also referred to as dick, cock, penis, ram rod, tree trunk, shift stick, or clit stick. It's a boner that is in a pussy at least 8 hours a day. Also when ur dick smells like old lady clam chower

Person one: Dude my dick is in ur mom all day every day till she dies.

Person 2: man ur such a clam rod
Ex2
Person 1: man I did this old cougar last night and now I have a clam rod

by JVND Inc. August 24, 2010