dilf chores

What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?

DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.

Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad

DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.

Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*

by asschins12 July 20, 2023

No Chores December

No chores in December 😁

example #1: Hey dude! Wanna play minecraft?
example #2: aw, sorry, maybe next time, my mom said to do chores for today
example #1: What?!? Its no chores December!

by anonymous December 11, 2020

Chore

The opposite of sure. Can also be used in an context as a way to as emphasis.

Guy 1: “Yo bro it’s really cold out”
Guy 2: “Chore, it’s 85 degrees out”

by Max Whitlock November 7, 2020

Chores

a cute way to put "child labor"

Mom: go do your chores!
Son: Isn't that just forcing me to do labor?
Mom: ...

by *LoadsShotgun* May 11, 2021

Chore

This word is usually used for politician in Pakistan who belongs to PMLN, someone close to Shareef family is often called by this word in public, original word in Urdu means thief.

Nawaz shareef chore hay
Nawaz shareef is chore

by Miraj101 August 12, 2022

Chore talk

Talking while doing chores which makes it much easier, faster, and less boring

I'm chore talking while doing chores.

by Sasha V. Steinberg November 13, 2022

dirty chore

To have sex with someone who your used to having sex with, a routine; Having sex with someone who is unshowered and aren't attracted to but was at one time.

"Doing your Dirty Chore?"

by LST13 November 30, 2022