Frenchie: Oh ho ho! We will get zeese Canadians to kill ze Americans.
Canadian: Me like to smash! Me smash now?
Canadian: Me like to smash! Me smash now?
by Kyle January 3, 2005
Get the Canadians mug.1. An individual who resides in and is a legal citizen of the northern-most region of North America. The country opposite to the northern border of the U.S.A.
2. Characterized as polite persons who frequent the use of poor grammar like "Eh?" and "a'boot" but are most recognized by a strong Newfoundlander accent that is near imposible to understand even for Canadians unless you are in fact a Newfoundlander. (For Americans it's kinda comparable to a deep southern American accent or strong Boston accent. Not in sound just relevancy)
3. Realy nice people who typically apologize if you bump into them or they bump into you.
4. A person who probably wont get beat up or robbed in another Country because he is Canadian.
5. A person who is believed to live in igloo's all year long and have pet Polar Bears and Beaver's.
6. A person who is most likely a stonner and secretly votes for the Marijuana Political Party of Canada but never makes it to elections because he is "Burning out dude".
7. A person who is typicaly a big hockey fan.
8. A person from the Country where Strip joints show you eeeeevvverything... I mean everything.
2. Characterized as polite persons who frequent the use of poor grammar like "Eh?" and "a'boot" but are most recognized by a strong Newfoundlander accent that is near imposible to understand even for Canadians unless you are in fact a Newfoundlander. (For Americans it's kinda comparable to a deep southern American accent or strong Boston accent. Not in sound just relevancy)
3. Realy nice people who typically apologize if you bump into them or they bump into you.
4. A person who probably wont get beat up or robbed in another Country because he is Canadian.
5. A person who is believed to live in igloo's all year long and have pet Polar Bears and Beaver's.
6. A person who is most likely a stonner and secretly votes for the Marijuana Political Party of Canada but never makes it to elections because he is "Burning out dude".
7. A person who is typicaly a big hockey fan.
8. A person from the Country where Strip joints show you eeeeevvverything... I mean everything.
1.A Canadian is any person from: British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, Newfoundland and Labrador, Newbrunswick, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, Yukon, North West Territories, and Nunavit.
2.Newfoundlander 1: "Tell me where's your goin' to so's I can comes to where you at"
Newfoundlander 2: "Sure b'y! But dont you go bring'n that there gowdy friend of yers."
Newfoundlander 3: "dis true b'y. He gat da face only a mutter could luv."
6. POLITICS IN CANADA
Stoner Canadian 1: "Hey dude, it's election day. Who you voting for?"
Stoner Canadian 2: "It's election day?"
Stoner Canadian 1: "Yea man! Who you gonna vote for?"
Stoner Canadian 2: "Dude I dunno man. I dont watch that stuff. I wouldnt vote for any of them. I dont care."
Stoner Canadian 1: "Dude, if you dont know who to vote for than just vote for the Marijuana Party. They wont win any ways. But you never know. One day..."
Stoner Canadian 2: "Dude thats awesome! Sure man! Lets do this!"
Stoner Canadian 3: "You guys are so dumb. Elections were yesterday."
Stoner Canadian 1: "What? Why didnt you tell us?"
Stoner Canadian 3: "Too laze."
2.Newfoundlander 1: "Tell me where's your goin' to so's I can comes to where you at"
Newfoundlander 2: "Sure b'y! But dont you go bring'n that there gowdy friend of yers."
Newfoundlander 3: "dis true b'y. He gat da face only a mutter could luv."
6. POLITICS IN CANADA
Stoner Canadian 1: "Hey dude, it's election day. Who you voting for?"
Stoner Canadian 2: "It's election day?"
Stoner Canadian 1: "Yea man! Who you gonna vote for?"
Stoner Canadian 2: "Dude I dunno man. I dont watch that stuff. I wouldnt vote for any of them. I dont care."
Stoner Canadian 1: "Dude, if you dont know who to vote for than just vote for the Marijuana Party. They wont win any ways. But you never know. One day..."
Stoner Canadian 2: "Dude thats awesome! Sure man! Lets do this!"
Stoner Canadian 3: "You guys are so dumb. Elections were yesterday."
Stoner Canadian 1: "What? Why didnt you tell us?"
Stoner Canadian 3: "Too laze."
by Odin99 March 29, 2011
Get the A Canadian mug.Canadianitis: A virus spread through the air. Caught by too much intereraction with a canadian. Symptoms: infertility, confusion and "EH" tourettes syndrome. Has been known to cause fatalitys in severe cases
Dad:doctor my girl has Canadianitis we`ve got to get her to a hospital right away
Doctor: its too late for her she`ll be dumb forever
Doctor: its too late for her she`ll be dumb forever
by Camelcake January 13, 2009
Get the Canadianitis mug.Code word used by women to refer to a group of substandard guys in a bar or club. (Not actually referring to people from Canada.)
Angela (calling Sami on her cell phone): So, are there are cute guys at Rouge tonight?
Sami: No, just a bunch of Canadians.
Sami: No, just a bunch of Canadians.
by cherryblossom September 30, 2007
Get the canadians mug.by PirateGuy February 26, 2003
Get the canadians mug.Residents of Canada who can't wait to tell you how nice they are. The greatest insult to a Canadian is to tell them they are American, despite the fact that most of them sound and act just like Americans. They throw national celebrations when they win at a sport that only they care about. They move to Florida or California once they make enough money to pay off their extremely high taxes. Yeah, they have universal healthcare, they also have low cancer survival rates. Boring people envious of those who live below the 49th parallel.
Canadians- "We just won the winter olympics, Yeah!"
Man- "Congrats, have you ever won anything else?"
Canadians- "Aaaahhhh, we're not America!"
Man- "Congrats, have you ever won anything else?"
Canadians- "Aaaahhhh, we're not America!"
by ej13 March 10, 2010
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