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Bogey bungees

When people get confused before they sneeze and they get two or sometimes more thick runny trails of snot dangling from their nostrils and hanging off their faces.
The look they give you is priceless.
I heard him sneeze and I turned around to see him standing stock-still looking up at me with bogey bungees hanging from his face. Gross right in the middle of dinner.
by Kairan November 17, 2003
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Nut Bungee

When two guys tie elastic strings to each others testicles and simulate a game of tug-of-war.
"Tony and I were rocking the Nut Bungee all night"
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
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Bungee Jumping

When she doesn't take the pill she has to pray that the rubber doesn't rip just like when you do bungee jumping
"Are you on the pill?" "Nah I'm bungee jumping."
by It's RAW!!! January 20, 2022
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Toilet Bowl Bungee

When a male sticks his penis in the toilet bowl and flushes.
Person 1: I heard lester did the toilet bowl bungee with tom
Person 2: thats so gross
by Anononononoyus April 10, 2022
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Have you ever been bungee jumping?

The pinnacle of questions to be asked on someone’s Snapchat / Instagram story. The writer knows full well that the person answering the question has not cause… dying is not cool. Expect this question to be asked by your local 8th grader.
by Yes… April 20, 2022
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bungee bungalow bungry

An expression used when feeling a sense of hunger so strong you’d desperately eat a camera or something of equal or greater value
“I was hiking in the alps, and when i came back i was bungee bungalow bungry…! Luckily for me, i didn’t eat my furniture as i’d probably die-“
by SDD003 August 22, 2024
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Bungee Jelquing

Bungee Jelquing is the act of letting yourself hang from your ceiling/elevated surface from an industrial grade bungee cord, wrapped around your penis tip. Doing this will effectively tear many segments of the shaft's tissue, causing your penis to grow back longer than before after healing.
Graham: Dude, I think bungee jelquing is paying off, i've gained four inches in the last year!

Sean: Oh man! I think I gotta try this bungee jelquing thing out for myself!
by sigmagoonmaxxer June 4, 2024
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