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android peasant

Someone who can’t afford Apple products and has to use android instead. Often they get extremly offended when people compliment Apple products.
1: What phone do you have
2: Just some samsung
1: android peasant
by Niikurasu May 21, 2020
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Android

A POS "smart"phone (really just "phone") that people who want to seem quirky and different get to make a crap conversation starter. Objectively worse than iPhone in every way except for a couple of "customization" features that people use to feel better about their choice in devices.

These devices usually only get one or two years of updates compared to the 6 years minimum that all Apple devices get. Some models made by Samsumg are literal bombs not permitted on airplanes.
Normal person: Hey, can you AirDrop me those photos?
Android user: I acTuaLlY haVe aN aNDRoId wIth 6gB oF mEMoRy!!!1!! My dEvICE is tOo fAncY fOr aIrDrOP sO i ActuaLLy can'T.
Normal person: My iPhone has half the memory and literally has twice the battery life, features, and performance. Could I see those photos?
(Sees Android pics)
Normal person: Nevermind, I don't want those photos. The original iPhone takes better photos.
by notaratio March 19, 2023
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android go

Guy 1: Hey! What phone is that?
Guy 2: I have a Samsung A01 core that runs Android Go.
Guy 1: That shit is so slow. Go upgrade.
by goofy3535 November 29, 2023
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Jake:Did you hear about the latest Android?
Jim: Shut up! Everyone likes Apple!
by hissingcobra December 14, 2023
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It is a phone that competes with iPhone and it doesn’t really because it’s a piece of shit. It is also known as the “shitdroid
Bro when are you gonna get the new shitdroid 5
A really bad phone I got the new iPhone XR bruh

Shit droid means a really bad android which is al androids
by iPhone boi not shitdroid October 25, 2019
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Windows Subsystem for Android

Also know as WSA, Its a feature on windows 11 that lets you run android apps

WSA is more power hungry than bluestacks and does not have the google play store but instead relies on the amazon app store to install android apps
The Windows Subsystem for Android lets users install or sideload android apps on windows 11 although you can just install other android emulators that functions the same and does not consume much resources
by Sebby294 November 21, 2021
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Android

Person 1: i just got a new android!
Person 2: i hate you
by JoeBenes November 18, 2021
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