by Alleycat849 June 6, 2023
Get the Alvin the pussy destroyer mug."Do you know Alvin Smith, the black monkey who runs around grocery stores eating banana's? Yeah he's a FUCKING nigger."
by DimmyJonaldsson June 20, 2023
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All go no quit when it comes to shenanigans, malarkey, and tom-foolery. Slightly accident prone. Extreme to the max.
All go no quit when it comes to shenanigans, malarkey, and tom-foolery. Slightly accident prone. Extreme to the max.
by NightShayD October 11, 2023
Get the Alvin mug.He is a smart guy but does not want to show it and can be really annoying sometimes and funny and he has a really big dick.
Stella: OH that guy is an Alvin
Stacy: Yeah he can be annoying sometimes but he is really funny and he is a monster in bed too
Stella: I hope he will give me a ride on his thing
Stacy: Yeah he can be annoying sometimes but he is really funny and he is a monster in bed too
Stella: I hope he will give me a ride on his thing
by Incognito15 November 14, 2023
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"Oh Alvin, he's the love of my life"
by pookie_possum November 19, 2023
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" Alvin is the love of my life"
by pookie_possum November 19, 2023
Get the Alvin mug.The well-concealed cockiness of someone like a public prosecutor when grand jury indictments come back for a former president.
"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came in and got fingerprinted? Man he looked whipped when he croaked out 'not guilty' ... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was no where to be seen. He was ass-kicked for sure"
"Don't go all smug on me thinking you caught me cheating with a porn-star -- there's no Alvin Bragging going on here today."
"Don't go all smug on me thinking you caught me cheating with a porn-star -- there's no Alvin Bragging going on here today."
by Kat'O9 April 7, 2023
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