alpha coff

Means I'll fuck off

Hey dad, alpha coff!

by coolcraft May 25, 2019

coffee queen

a basic white girl that comes to school every morning with the same coffee and brags about it for hours when really no one cares, adds 1 or 2 sugars to her coffee because she’s scared of coffee without sugar and people bully her :/
has started drinking coffee for nearly 3 years now and she makes her friends drink coffee and now they’re obsessed #happyfamily

omg she made me start drinking coffee what a coffee queen

she has 2 sugars in her coffee ?? um yuck

by xdrawrrrr May 30, 2019

Coffee

1) Keeps you woke
2) Facts/News not gossip or petty
3) For grown folks, not kids
4) When sipped straight, it’s black and strong
5) Antonym: Tea

I sip coffee, boo boo. Hold the tea.
This coffee is extra black, black.
Did you get today’s coffee?
Did you hear him? Kanye forgot his coffee.

by MDS March 24, 2019

coffee

something that taste like shit but we still appreciate.

me : shut up and give me some coffee.

by ValIsDesperate April 17, 2019

coffee gut

The feeling of needing to go to the toilet after drinking a strong coffee or if it’s your first time drinking coffee

I just drank a latte and now I have coffee gut

by Chrisbloomers September 18, 2019

Coffee and bagels

Dating site

Do you like coffee and bagels

by Streetqueen September 30, 2019

Crack Ed Coffee

Coffee So Cheap Its Affordable To Crack Heads ! If You Visit ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee

If You Visit Her ? Expect Crack Ed Coffee

by The V ONE 2nd To None August 11, 2019