National Pledge Clean Up Day

Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.

Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”

“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother

“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy

by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024

National Pledge Clean Up Day

Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.

Note: This is NOT hazing. It is required by IFC article 6, line 7.

“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother

“Yes sir”

- Pledge Timmy

by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024

Hollywood Cleanse

A self-imposed experiment where you take a short break from your addiction to convince yourself you could quit for good, if you really wanted to. Typically lasting 1 week or 1 month at most. Unlike a relapse, with a Hollywood Cleanse, you already know the exact day you will be ending your celibacy and returning to your degenerate ways.

My in-laws are swooping into town next week, triggering an emergency 1-week Hollywood Cleanse from my boozin'

by schadbud January 23, 2024

cleaning

lying on your bedroom floor, feeling the wood against your bones and just crying to fine line by harry styles

person 1: i'm cleaning my room
person 2: i should do that too bro

by niall_folk January 25, 2024

Cleaning

1. The act of removing dirt
2. The act of making a place neat and tidy

We should start cleaning up this mess

by Moshi fanboy January 30, 2024

cleans biggest fan

@taylorswifts.bsf

@taylorswifts.bsf is cleans biggest fan!

by iloveonj February 4, 2024

portugal cleaning house

Sticking your dick in every hole.

We decided to have a Portugal Cleaning House party when the kids were staying the night at a friends house.

by IamValid December 6, 2022