Swamp Monster

A (often excruciatingly large) dump left in the toilet, unflushed, for the next bathroom user to find.

I left a swamp monster just for you

by The original STD March 11, 2022

Lousiana Swamp Rat

a Lousiana Swamp Rat is when you put saran wrap on your face, someone shits on it, you wrap it up, poke a hole in the wrap, then eat a girl out through the shit wrap

Hey, Mike, did you give her a Lousiana Swamp Rat?

by crux__ March 14, 2022

Swamp Swipe

Ones testicles must be manifested in sweat for some time, before wiping them upon the face of your spouse.

I had a hard day at work yesterday, when I got home the wife was asleep, so I gave her a swamp swipe!

by T91G March 31, 2022

Swamp tour

When you get the shower real hot and steam and fart in her face!

Gave my lady a swamp tour last night!

by J-Gunther April 8, 2022

Swamp fridge

An obese woman with an unkept neglected muff runs on a treadmill while wearing a garbage bag on the hottest day of summer until she is sweating profusely. You lay her down, spread her lips and do a single lick of her clitoris as she wraps her cottage cheese legs around your head

My buddy Paul bragged about doing a swamp fridge while visiting a small town gym.

by Swamp diver April 13, 2022

Swamp Donkey

(noun) insult; description of nasty; an ass (donkey) that's like a swamp (smoldering, humid, and sweaty).

I can't believe he fell for HER! She's a swamp donkey! Yek Shrek Shit the bed Fred!

by Killynit23 April 19, 2022

Swamp buggy

A woman or man who think that they can salvage a total looser with love and attention. Who gets stuck in the mud because they cant change people who dont want to change.

I feel sorry for her, she's been toting him arround like a swamp buggy.

by RJ September 4, 2004