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Robert

A lot of people get this wrong about guys named Robert. Sure, they're smart and has the capacity to be funny, but they don try to show it. That's because they don't stand out in a crowd or try to do the most they can. Yes, they can be a heartstealer, but many are chronically bitchless with their horrible rizz and reserved personality.

I speak from experience, that not everybody named Robert is smart, kind, funny, or romantic. They're your run-of-the-mill guy who wants to get by in life, just like you and me.
There's no need for an example of Robert, I just gave you everything you need to know.
by pp123987 December 12, 2023
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Robert

Person 1: hey Robert
Person 2: he has a massive cock
Robert: I have a 8 inch cock
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Robert

Robert is someone who is a narcissistic, asshole, cry baby bitch who makes people's lives miserable and doesn't give a shit about anyone's feelings but their own. They are irresponsible and rude and manipulative with no soul. (They also have bad hairlines)
Robert is being such a dick right now and is screaming because he's getting shit on by a girl who's a lower rank then them in valorant.
by whinygirl April 16, 2023
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Robert

A boy that can be very rude and a bully, he can say some inappropriate uncomfortable things, Roberts are usually zesty and girly pop, they can sometimes be furrys too, but they can be a good friend.
Person 1 “Hey nice to meet you, my name is-”
Person 2 looks up and down at person 1
Person 2“let me guess.. Robert?”
by Lolafisher20 May 3, 2023
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William Roberts

William Roberts is the goat, he runs the west side. MOST BEAST MAN IN THE MR BEAST CREW
by williamroberts123 May 4, 2023
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Doctor Robert

A doctor who is very loose with how he prescribes pills, usually as a loophole to allow people to legally access certain drugs.
“If you’re down he’ll pick you up, Doctor Robert
“Take a drink from his special cup, Doctor Robert”
by 15postmalone May 13, 2023
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Robert McNamara

noun; an epically idiotic and unapologetically condescending person in a high position of power/ authority that views him/herself as a genius, often using arbitrary numbers and metrics as a means to justify their poor decisions.
Bruh, my senior be hella Robert McNamara with all these demands and shit, and done fucked up the audit.
by LilzHotzCoco August 21, 2023
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