Logan

logan is a really annoying person, often ugly and balding.

wow is that logan?

yeah, I can tell from his bald spots

by Logan ! October 19, 2020

Logan Joiner

That one ginger kid that is always just there in the background.

Dude there's a Logan Joiner lurking out by your car
Hey did that Logan Joiner just take your wallet?
Dude that Logan Joiner just shit on my car!!

by CarlZeiss June 16, 2012

Logan Pallin

Also known as the "Turtle Bear", while having a spontaneous tendency to burst into a sprint, this being has the ability to sleep for 23 hours at a time. Usually found in the wilderness of Minnesota, Logan has been spotted on top of various dance floors spanning from Arezzo to Germany. Despite his intimidating stature, he is quite in touch with his emotional side. His triggers include Ingrid Michaelson, anything green, motorinos and the Vatican.

Logan Pallin, stop complaining about going into town 5 times!

by Ajota G July 11, 2011

The Logan Based Rule

If your name is Logan then you may not call yourself based. That automatically makes you “not base”

Wow Logan just called himself based! We better invoke the Logan based rule on him ;)

by Cremby February 24, 2023

Logan P

A phrase used to describe someone short and/or someone who is generally clumsy. The phrase comes from Midwest-slang and originally started as a joke but spread throughout schools and colleges throughout the Midwest after it made it's way on the video sharing app TikTok.

"Do you see that kid over there?" "He slipped on the ice and pulled a Logan P"

by CheesCaikBoya February 24, 2023

Logan

Monkey

Omg its the logan monkey

by Monkey e3roisg February 28, 2023

Logan

Logan is an awesome person you never want to lose. He probably does sports, and his academic state is good, but he doesn't do it on purpose. He cares about everyone close to him and he is very trustworthy. He can kind of be a bitch sometimes but don't worry it's just his personality and you will grow to love it. He will stick up for people who don't get treated well. He will make you laugh even when you don't feel like it. You can always count on him to make sure you're okay. He also is great looking, usually found blond hair, blue eyes, Skinny but strong. Make sure that if you have a Logan in your life, you never lose him.

Person - I wish I had someone like Logan, there's only so few people you can trust.

by WHAT_667 March 2, 2023