Logan

logan is a really annoying person, often ugly and balding.

wow is that logan?

yeah, I can tell from his bald spots

by Logan ! October 19, 2020

Logan Joiner

That one ginger kid that is always just there in the background.

Dude there's a Logan Joiner lurking out by your car
Hey did that Logan Joiner just take your wallet?
Dude that Logan Joiner just shit on my car!!

by CarlZeiss June 16, 2012

Logan Pallin

Also known as the "Turtle Bear", while having a spontaneous tendency to burst into a sprint, this being has the ability to sleep for 23 hours at a time. Usually found in the wilderness of Minnesota, Logan has been spotted on top of various dance floors spanning from Arezzo to Germany. Despite his intimidating stature, he is quite in touch with his emotional side. His triggers include Ingrid Michaelson, anything green, motorinos and the Vatican.

Logan Pallin, stop complaining about going into town 5 times!

by Ajota G July 11, 2011

Logan

An emotionless old man who makes jokes about the fact he grew up in an emotionally absent home. He thinks he's funny but in reality tells dad jokes. His girlfrend is fake fr. He crys to Olivia Rodreigo but then denys that he doesn't know who she is. Also quotes old movies from the 1300's and thinks people understand what he's saying. Watches the Simpsons too much and walks like a dollar store ken doll

"Oh my god look how he's walking! He's a Logan"

by memyselfandI2060 May 31, 2023

Logan

Logan is the person who is hides. Not because he’s scared, because he doesn’t want to be hurt. He thinks if he lets his emotions out no one will care. He thinks that He has to hide, But he doesn’t. Because some people do care. The good ones care. If they don’t care you don’t need them. Deep down Logan is fun, kind, and protective. But most of all he’s the most amazing boyfriend

You know Logan, lucky.
Logan’s awesome you must be so happy.

by White heart June 2, 2023

Logan

A handsome blonde haired and blue-eyed boy that wears round glasses and is very tall. He thinks he is very cool even though he isn't... he plays video games on his Xbox ALL THE TIME and he may be a twig, but he is strong, he is loving, caring, though very interesting and weird. He gives the best of hugs and will make you feel special at any moment, he is very cuddly and will remind you of either a cat or a very needy dog. He is a Logan.

I love you, Logan <3

by Yourlovely1119 June 4, 2023

Logan Farnum

A wannabe White thug who thinks he is gang but he is not, its a person who lives in Waterford michigan who acts black but white as a mf

That guy is not gang he is a logan farnum

by Fortnite player123 June 7, 2023