Lincoln logging

Done in a outside setting, the action of, limited to intent, with purpose,going into a porta potty and dedicating on top of a complete strangers foundation (dedication)

At the festival last weekend Bucky imagined he would build himself a real home made of crap as he sat in the public crap shack, Lincoln logging the biggest and longest turds he could muster

by Weberspen15 November 7, 2021

Sloppy Log

When a man has performed vaginal, anal, and oral sex in the same encounter (in that particular order), it is known as the sloppy log.

"Dude she got the sloppy log last night!"

by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021

Nog logged

When you drink so much egg nog that you are too full to eat or drink anything else.

I'm sorry, I'd love to try your soup, but I'm nog logged.

by anonymous November 16, 2021

Log off

Another way of saying "fuck off"

Person1: log off fam

by Ebenezerscroogeswife290 January 26, 2022

Log off

When you just did something so downbad you have to log out your accounts. Or log off your device or sum.

“NAH IT WAS A JOKE!”
“Nah you went to far Ima need you to log off for me.”

by Bracefacelaylayduh February 6, 2022

log child

Stupid and annoying people in any history, geography, or government class in school.

“Man, that guy is a real log child. He doesn’t even know how to find Africa on a world map!”

by 765oneohtwo March 19, 2022

log waft

The smell of a fart that is identical to the rancid shit you will take soon thereafter and thus a warning to all who share a bathroom with you.

Dude, that log waft needs to be taken outside now, and warn me when you use the shitter.

by drstevenwerose March 24, 2022