Arizona Log Mover

When a girl shits in your mouth and you proceed to perform oral sex on her.

Wes: “Remember when I gave Rachael an Arizona Log Mover”

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022

Lincoln Logging

When 4 men 69 each other in a square. 2 lay on their backs parallel and 2 lay face down on top of them connecting penis to mouth in the 4 corners. The other two lay down on top perpendicular so each dude is connected to two other dudes like Lincoln logs. More floors can be added as long as there are four dudes per floor added.

Wow, the bachelor party at EDC was wild, ended up Lincoln Logging with three of the other bros

by Dr. UNKNOWN May 25, 2022

Log Jam

When 2 or more men get their penis stuck in a glory hole.

Me and Tom were log jammed last night.

by I_8_ur_mom_out December 18, 2021

Lincoln Log

The act of laying across other partners sexually the way you would build cult classic game “Lincoln logs” to get the ultimate stack height to reach peak orgasm. Formations may vary based on party size.

Why’s Corey inviting us to the bedroom at this time?

Dude, he’s trying to Lincoln log, you should join!

by Lincoln Loggerman December 25, 2021

log child

Stupid and annoying people in any history, geography, or government class in school.

“Man, that guy is a real log child. He doesn’t even know how to find Africa on a world map!”

by 765oneohtwo March 19, 2022

log waft

The smell of a fart that is identical to the rancid shit you will take soon thereafter and thus a warning to all who share a bathroom with you.

Dude, that log waft needs to be taken outside now, and warn me when you use the shitter.

by drstevenwerose March 24, 2022

I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting

You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.

by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022