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Fat cunt

A person who is usually a virgin while also being middle aged.

Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.

They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.

They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.

They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.

The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.

A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.

They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.
Person 1: "Hey man, does Phil ever leave the house?"

Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."

Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"

Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"
by Captain_Captain September 10, 2022
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Fat rizz

Yo bro why she bringing you lunch

Me: I just got that rizz bro

Nah bro that’s that fat rizz
by Tru_kinglegend May 13, 2022
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Fat Ma

A fat pussy, its that simple
by Deefrmdaeast April 13, 2022
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FAT CHECK

When someone enormous is around your area
Oscar: Fat CHECK!!!
Logan: Bro not cool I only ate 12 big macs, 20 piece nuggets, 5 Charli's from Starbucks, and a fat cock!

not cool :C
by BigManOT December 12, 2020
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Fat squirrel

When someone puts one testicle in each cheek and your penis rest on their forehead
Bro this girl fat squirreled me last night and I about lost my nut
by Killer kiwi 6969 February 19, 2021
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Fat Elf

A name people call each other for fun. The term comes from the video "DISCOSTANG"
by PotatoesAreNiche March 10, 2021
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Fat hominem

When someone starts losing an argument against someone who is over the average weight so they resort to a statement alluding to that persons weight Characteristics as a form of insult.
Overweight person: "You're argument is invalid because of X"
Person 2: "You're fat"
Overweight person: "Nice Fat hominem"
by Spicyspicymeatball123 March 16, 2021
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