Bonk disease

You die when you get bonked

lmao bonk disease lmao

by Bruvuvu November 1, 2020

Rocky Mountain Butt Disease

A disease mostly affecting people from tropic and sub tropics environments, RMBD is contracted when one of these people attempt spending a winter in the Rockies, and then end up staying indoors for 5 months. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, an increase in waist size, and a much larger gluteus maximus, pale pasty skin, and a smell of poor hygiene.

Jane moved here last summer from Cali and ended up catching Rocky Mountain Butt Disease.

by BAM2018 October 6, 2020

squirrel disease

Being distracted by something at a moments notice.

Starting a project and something shiny distracts you

I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease

by Dasez September 17, 2017

Wuv wuv disease

When you see little Amy, you start to wuv her instantly

I think Fliqpy has wuv wuv disease

by bíc xi September 19, 2017

Mad dog disease

Being an absolute mad dog. Some may be referred to as a mad cunt or sick cunt.

Fuck! He's been struck by the mad dog disease, what a mad dog!

by Mad dog hut September 24, 2017

Erica-Nervosa Disease

A disease which makes people touch other people's private areas.

Hey, did you know eric has Erica-Nervosa disease?

by muck Mucks October 20, 2017

Furburger's Disease

Someone with more brains in the cock then in there head.

See that person over there they have furburger's disease.
What do you mean?
He will fuck everything that moves

by Xipbit April 1, 2017