black enameled purdey doo

When swearing is unacceptable but needed!

*falls through glass doors* "BLACK ENAMELED PURDEY DOO"

by k.e.h.c.j.h December 7, 2011

Blagitty-doo

(n) An old fart who should not be in any form of the government.

The US government is full of blagitty-doos.

by Happe-R January 7, 2012

Doo Doo Smooch

To apply lipstick to your butt hole and give someone a kiss with it usually while they are passed out.

"What girl was kissing my neck last night?" None! You passed out and we doo doo smooched you!

by big bert13 March 1, 2011

Dong Doo Rag

A slang term for condom.

Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"

Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."

by queefmaster2000 March 21, 2011

ol doo whopdee

a load of crap; slang for "I'm about to tell you some bullsh!t"

Kanye West "Flashing Lights" lyrics: "I'm bout to hit you with the ol doo whopdee..."

by ElleOrPi August 19, 2011

pat your doo doo wee

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.

Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...

by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023

Scooby Doo

British term
1. Not having a clue of what is going on

Guy 1: What’s going on?
Guy 2: I ain’t got a Scooby Doo

by Fkin.rad June 6, 2023