Ding the dong means just jacking off. The term is from the word ,,ding dong" meaning penis. When you are dinging the dong, you are just masturbating.
Dood1: My bitch dang my dong yesterday
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.
by PinkAdmiral April 2, 2019
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by AtomixPrime September 12, 2019
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by Patrick ''Dong Dictator'' October 7, 2019
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When God said let there be light, he told Zheng Dong to step aside.
Person 1:”Who is that screaming?”
Person 2:”Must be a Zheng Dong.”
Person 1:”Who is that screaming?”
Person 2:”Must be a Zheng Dong.”
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Get the prong dong mug.Dominic: Hey, do you know Dong?
Johaer: Do you mean the guy that Elena got her friends to tell him that she wasn't looking for a relationship but then she still started dating someone else?
Dominic: Wait, I thought he was the guy with the small penis who got his ass handed to him by Aman?
Johaer: Yeah, he did that, too. He's a headass.
Johaer: Do you mean the guy that Elena got her friends to tell him that she wasn't looking for a relationship but then she still started dating someone else?
Dominic: Wait, I thought he was the guy with the small penis who got his ass handed to him by Aman?
Johaer: Yeah, he did that, too. He's a headass.
by Eyoel March 17, 2017
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