Christian Jessen

Best known his work as a GP on the tv series Embarrassing Bodies, Christian is openly gay and advertises the fact with an incredibly homo-erotic hair cut, which is said to be in the form of a man parting his buttocks.

Did you watch Embarrassing Bodies last night? Although i thoroughly enjoyed the Christian Jessen segment my favorite was watching the granny anus prolapse

by andre...i mean david king July 29, 2011

christian dentist

youthful, oily, & unaware, some uncover chested kinks. males always rain in slightly sexual atmospheres.

i just got my teeth cleaned by the christian dentist ;)

by thatturtle December 29, 2022

Christian Gustafson

A pure sharpshooting point guard. Unguardable 3pt shooter. Try hard fortnite player that is do do.

Bro that Christian Gustafson is godly.

by HarryBaller November 30, 2018

Christian Jones

Real name of west coast singer Teeflii

The Real name of west coast singer Teeflii underrated Christian Jones

by heynzen February 13, 2019

Christian karen

A total asshole that is mostly homophobic, abusive, and will stop abortion in ANY way possible.

Person #1: Omg, look its that asshole that tells my son being gay is a sin.
Person #2: Yeah, she's such a Christian karen.

by wuhnde March 21, 2022

Christiane <3

She is a very good friend with a warm heart. She is usally very outgoing and good at school. Everybody should have a Christiane in their life.

"Hey Christiane <3, can you help me with the homework?"
"ofc I can"
"Thank you, ur the best!"

by Reggy February 18, 2021

Christian Cort

not sus NOT my friend has a 22 inch blade and a katana my friend is swagstermcdreamwastaken_7___4notfoundinit_9787 and his dad is lebron james and daddy birchwood

poo is yum - Christian Cort

by aj davis_7initnotfound June 11, 2021