pippy long story

Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 15 minute speech.

Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever Matt starts a story, just know that you need a fresh drink and a snack because you're going to be there for 30 minutes!

by pharmbored December 5, 2020

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A big long willy

It’s very scrumptious, long and juicy.

Willy lover: Have you heard of a big long willy?
Boob lover: yeah it’s a good!

by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020

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Yat Long Lau

Tiny d**k man with a huge body, COOL!

Not really much but he is black Yat Long Lau

by hardhitter1992 November 3, 2021

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Long John Silver's

A fast food chain that always annoys customers

Long John Silver's is the best.

by gcollier July 14, 2021

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Dong long delivery

The act of sliding your penis through a mailbox

Mailman: Here's your mail sir
Person: Thanks
*The mail man proceeds to do a Dong long delivery*
Person: Aww man you giving me a Dong Long Delivery!

by MillionaireNo1 August 9, 2021

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Playing the Long Schlong

When a man or woman befriends someone solely in an attempt to gain their trust, and get sex out of them.

bro 1: “In the end, the nigga was just trynna fuck her.”

bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”

bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”

bro 2: “Same tbh.”

by Priest Of The Niggadel August 7, 2022

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