dry player

A none motivated player that does a sport just for the fun of it.
Has nothing better do and sits on the bench for little things.

Micheal doesn't do anything. He's such a dry player.

by Smartlessest November 30, 2017

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Simon-level player

Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.

Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!

by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018

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Term coined by the Legend Z-Daddy, used to describe a player who plays Lacrosse only for the clout, but is AIDS at lax. Commonly called a "Carmel" or a "Costigan" as they were the original fantasy players

"Hey, who's that kid ripping juul instead of going to practice?"
"Idk must be some fantasy player Carmel type kid"

by Fantasylaxbro May 12, 2018

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Bronze player

An individual who lacks skill and/or talent in video games

Dude, we wrecked that bronze player last night!

by Captinpickel April 25, 2016

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player line

A cheesy pick up line often involving little to no intellect, said from a player to their prey in an attempt to secure a sexual encounter by flattering them with one simple phrase.
Ex: "On a scale of 1 to 10, you a 9 and I'm the 1 you need"

"Do you happen to have a bandaid, I scraped my knee falling for you"

Those player lines won't work on me!
That was the lamest player line I've ever heard

by Cdoup September 1, 2016

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