jesse barrett

That one guy

Hey you know that one guy ….Jesse barrett

by That one guy714 July 13, 2022

Jesse

He is a guy who just wants to live life normally and play Fortnite while getting drunk. He drinks a lot of Monster Energy. Loves to have parents that don't hate each other or are going trough a divorce, but you can't have everything in life.

He has a big dick, but is probably gay so too bad ladies he will be destroying my butthole tonight ;).

Guy 1: Hey there is someone walking with loving parents!
Guy 2: Cool, it ain't a Jesse lol

by MrHysters July 14, 2022

Jesse

Goes in the oven and comes out hot. Has really nice arms and legs to match. Knows Steve Irwin isn’t even Thai.

“Did that just come out of the oven hot?” “Yeah, must be a Jesse.”

by Jessesgirl619 July 16, 2022

Jesse Justice

Incurable erectile function (enormous penis)

Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)

by Zachary Ballzer July 18, 2022

Jesse Justice

Incurable erectile function (enormous penis)

Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)

by Zachary Ballzer July 18, 2022

Jesse

I am Jesse and I am a piece of shit.

Jesse: I fucking hate myself
Friends: me too

by The Jedi Master of Nuts July 19, 2022

Jesse

Talks too much still hiding is the closet needs a few history lessons loves fitting so much that he does stupid shit and follows dumsdums oh be careful he's to stupid to know when he says racist bigomyist comments

A: "Jesse can talk to hours"
B: " yeah talks himself into trouble. He should learn when to shut his mouth"

by Amkrasibaicth July 22, 2022