Gurmeharian Disease

Noun/ Goo-r•meh•rian/

A chronic progressive neurological disease that makes someone mention the word 'Nationalism' when Indians criticize Pakistan. It is marked especially by frothing in mouth, rigidity in stance, slowness of brain, impaired mental judgment, and acute heart ache. In some rare cases it also makes people prostitute their dead loved ones for the sake of fame.

He has Gurmeharian Disease, why else he would defend Pakistan and its extremism?

by Gurmehar Kaur February 20, 2019

Blake disease

A person named Blake who is a douchebag and mean and when u try to be mean he just gets mad and blocks you

I think he suffers from Blake disease

by Ovenormitts February 20, 2019

Gum disease

A disease you can get in your mouth from not brushing your gums and eating unhealthy foods

Him-I haven’t brushed my gums in 3 days

Her- you probably have gum disease now

by My My goodness March 5, 2019

Higga Disease

No one really survived to tell the symptoms but it's everywhere.

Billy tripped and fell. He got hit with that higga disease and yeah.

by Not yeet boi March 19, 2019

Butts disease

A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.

Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.

"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"

by Dr. Butt Observer May 9, 2019

Johns Disease

A disease caused by the act of using your own shit as lotion to jerk off.

Damn I think he has Johns Disease

by 1153011 March 20, 2019

crying bitch disease

When you finish a show (mainly anime) with a happy, sappy, cheesy, or just overall normal ending and you automatically cry. Self-diagnosable.

“Yeah, last night when I finished ‘Run with the Wind’ I just automatically cried. The same thing happened when I finished watching every season of Free!, Hunter x Hunter, OHSHC, Clannad....almost anything I watch really. Pretty sure I have crying bitch disease.”

by MoonstoneAlch_ April 6, 2019