Clapped Lisa

A lovely, sexy painting made by Demarcus Cousins The Third (JiDion). It took a million millenniums to forge in the caverns and ravines from the ancient mountaintops of Caucasus.

Person 1:"Yo bro, did you see the Clapped Lisa?"
Person 2:"Yeah man! It was so hot"

by BrolicBlackLover May 5, 2023

Clap Bear

A Koala. Named because Koalas are often erroneously known as Koala Bears, and the high rates of Chlamydia infection, known as "the clap" among wild Koala populations.

Aussie: Koala Chlamydia is a serious crisis!
Floridian: lol clap bears

by Florida_man_on_wild May 6, 2023

clapped

Fucking Ugly

Damn, that bitch is clapped

by thisonenigga November 26, 2023

Clap Cock

Originating at UC Berkeley, clap cock is when you jerk off so many times over the course of a 1-2 week period that you temporarily can not get or maintain an erection. The cure to clap cock is semen retention.

I knew in advance that my date wasn’t gonna put out so I said fuck it and gave myself clap cock.

by EdgingBigChungus2302 December 5, 2023

Clapped

The past tense of clap.

He clapped at how amazing her performance was.

by Swissofis July 5, 2023

Clapped

When someone is so horrendously ugly that it makes you physically sick.

I saw an incredibly clapped woman while walking to work today and threw up my stomach onto the pavement.

by urclappedmate July 19, 2023

Clapped

Clapped

I got clapped

by anonymous August 31, 2023