Suicide

Going into the same room as your mom when she is mad

Going into the kitchen is suicide.

by Kiran min November 29, 2020

suicide toilet

going to the bathroom a minute before online classes, especially if you're already waiting for the host to start the meeting or are in the waiting room

"i have no idea how the teacher didn't catch me doing the suicide toilet"

by depressoespressocattict September 24, 2020

suicidal shit

When you take a shit that is so fucking bad it makes you wanna commit suicide.

Man that was one hell of a suicidal shit it was that bad.

by Niggtoni October 16, 2020

Social Suicide

Making yourself really awkward to be around without realizing it. Doing things that you think other people think is cool but they aren't. This is committing Social Suicide.

"Did you see mark showed off a fidget spinner? He literally just committed social suicide."

by bigmanbross October 18, 2020

presidential suicide

When a US president does something so bad it gets him impeached or assasinated

CNN reporter: "Donald Trump is comitting presidential suicide as we speak"

by KingOfPotatoes September 30, 2017

Career Suicide

Playing The Binding of Isaac in 2014 or later.

It's career suicide for me to still be playing Isaac in like 2014 or something like that.

by BindingMyIsaac March 3, 2017

suicidals

Days when you have absolutely no plans and no one wants to do anything, so you just sit at home and think about what you're doing with your life.

Guy 1: "Hey Tommy, wanna hang out?"

Guy 2: "Naw homie, i'm going out with Joe."

Guy 1: "Getting real tired of these suicidals"

by krsmanovic May 3, 2016