Tom Roberts

This is an important process, make sure you follow all steps closely: Firstly, you must locate your nearest park in your area. Secondly, while rather difficult to obtain for some, you must indulge in a adequate amount of Ketamine. Lastly, and the most fun part, you must return home with immediate effect and violently attack your mother, with the option of beating your sister straight after.

I'm very bored, I might attempt the Tom Roberts tonight.

by Sexy yet fragile December 9, 2022

robert Ambros

A very funny guy some times, has no reason to throw stuff at kids that are playing on the street and or cursing at kids walking by his house. Makes the hole street lit and dangerous. Very good personality and makes everyone laugh.

It’s robert ambros don’t come outside.

by Astro313 December 16, 2022

Robert

The sexiest mom fucker of all time. Has the body of a fucking Greek god. Can literally travel time. Has a 2 mile vertical jump. He created the fucking universe. Has an Iq of 896. Can do astrophysics in his head. He holds 17 world records. Can literally close black holes. is 14 centuries old and has a 13 inch penis.

Holy shit it’s Robert. He is so god damn fucking sexy.

by Lord fard December 17, 2022

Robert

He’s racist and has a big head

Person 1: Hey, that guy over there is 100% a Robert.
Person 2: Totally.

by Zedslo December 22, 2022

Robert

A dude that don't like to play golf because he has a mangina

Robert won't play golf with Ryan

by BigDickDaddy from Cincinnati December 23, 2022

Robert McNamara

noun; an epically idiotic and unapologetically condescending person in a high position of power/ authority that views him/herself as a genius, often using arbitrary numbers and metrics as a means to justify their poor decisions.

Bruh, my senior be hella Robert McNamara with all these demands and shit, and done fucked up the audit.

by LilzHotzCoco August 21, 2023

Robert Downey Jr.

Hollywood's COMEBACK KID! Started in the '80s, had ups and downs, but blasted back as IRON MAN. A talented actor with CHARM and charisma, he's the billionaire superhero we all wanna be!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: "Who's your favorite Avenger?"

Person 2: "Gotta be Robert Downey Jr., man! Tony Stark himself!"

A list of comma-separated tags: COMEBACK KID, IRON MAN, AVENGERS, Tony Stark, Hollywood, CHARM, superhero.

by courtofowls August 23, 2023