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July 31 2008

The baddest bitch alive. Mess with her and she will fine you. But she can also be really sweet.
by Sksksk sksksk sksksk October 27, 2019
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July 1, 2003

A month, day, and year.
Wow, John, you were alive on July 1, 2003.
by StormyWarmy11 April 12, 2017
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July 22 2010

If you were born on this date you are special to a lot of people and a lot of people like you, you look good everyday and every night and stay positive. People born on July 22 2010 are the must trust worthy people and deserve everything in the world they are good looking and the malt caring people ever!
Kid: hey its July 22 2010
some person: MY AMAZING CHILD WAS BORN TODAY
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July 25

you kinda a dumb bitch but you fun and a bit of a hoe honestly fuck you lmao i love you
by real ass bitxh May 24, 2020
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Julie-itis

A mental disease effecting parents, manifested a strong need to control their child's life, from college to personal relationships to money. Parents with Julie-itis are incapable of gracefully letting their adult children finish growing up, and are prone to ranting about how rebellious and wrong their child is anytime they do not fall in line with their idea for what the child's life should look like.
Person #1: Why is that Mom gossiping with twenty year old girls about how awful her son is?
Person #2: Dude, she so has Julie-itis.

Boy: My Mom's Julie-itis is getting worse. Now she's refusing to give me toothpaste just because I want to leave the house.
Girl: Wow...does she want your teeth to fall out?
by HS_yodaforce August 5, 2012
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July 16

Just pull your best friend in to a private place or in too a bathroom and say itโ€™s July 16 letโ€™s f u c k ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅฐ
by Kikirayg July 15, 2021
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29th of July

29th of July , Weather is clear , One adult asked me , What's your dream?

As if my dream explained who i am. The looks on the adults face , Was like a child with no name. The look was familiar to me.
A: Oh! it's 29th of July.

B: DID U SAY 29TH OF JULY?

29th of ๐Ÿ’ฆ July, ๐Ÿ“… weather ๐Ÿ˜ˆ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ clear
One ๐Ÿ˜ค adult asked ๐Ÿ™ me, ๐Ÿ˜ญ "What ๐Ÿ˜ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ your ๐Ÿ‘ dream?"
As ๐Ÿ‘ if ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ‘จ dream ๐Ÿ’ญ explained who ๐Ÿ˜‚ I ๐Ÿ‘ am ๐Ÿ‘
When ๐Ÿ•— I ๐Ÿ‘ said ๐Ÿ’ฌ I ๐Ÿ‘ had ๐Ÿ’‹ no ๐Ÿ™… dream ๐Ÿ’ญ
The ๐Ÿ‘ look ๐Ÿ‘€ on ๐Ÿ”› the ๐Ÿ‘ adult's face ๐Ÿ˜€
Was ๐Ÿ‘ like ๐Ÿ’– to ๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ‘ child ๐Ÿ‘ฆ with ๐Ÿ‘ no ๐Ÿ™… name ๐Ÿ“›
The ๐Ÿ‘ look ๐Ÿ‘€ was ๐Ÿ‘ familiar to ๐Ÿ’ฆ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Though studying ๐Ÿ”ซ wasn't ๐Ÿ˜ much ๐Ÿ”ฅ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ taste ๐Ÿ‘…
I ๐Ÿ‘ tried ๐Ÿ‘€ my ๐Ÿ‘จ best ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Parents ๐Ÿ‘ช were ๐Ÿ‘ถ fond of ๐Ÿ’ฆ joy ๐Ÿ˜
When ๐Ÿ•— I ๐Ÿ‘ brought good ๐Ÿ‘Œ grades to ๐Ÿ’ฆ them ๐Ÿ’ฆ
Walking ๐Ÿšถ on ๐Ÿ”› the ๐Ÿ‘ same ๐Ÿ˜ฉ path at ๐Ÿ† the ๐Ÿ‘ same ๐Ÿ˜ฉ time ๐Ÿ•
I ๐Ÿ‘ continued my ๐Ÿ‘จ life ๐Ÿ‘ค with ๐Ÿ‘ no ๐Ÿ™… expression ๐Ÿ–•

A: ...bye
by nawtwooyo July 31, 2021
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