Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..

Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.

by Johnny useless July 6, 2018

Johnny Watson

The act of using your own semen as lubricant in order to stimulate the prostate digitally.

Guy 1: Dude I got so fucked up the other night, I ended up giving myself a Johnny Watson.
Guy 2: Man you really need to slow down on the meth hey...

by Rtomo July 29, 2018

Johnny speedboat

a person whom does stupid things regardless of his or her intentions

Omg, there goes another Johnny speedboat

by Dragonia Crimson January 23, 2019

Johnny Orlando

the most beautiful human that has ever stepped on earth. he is very funny, un-problematic, and hard working. he deserves the entire universe

johnny orlando is so beautiful omg *dies because he is so pretty*

by jadiawillrise January 25, 2019

Johnny Stubble Burger

A Seasonable burger available for only 2 weeks of the year in the Isle of Man (TT fortnight).
Legend has it that the burger contains actual stubble and is the key ingredient to such a wholesome TT staple diet. Johnny stumbled upon the secret recipe whilst having a shave over the griddle, we know it's stubble but just not the quantity.

Off to Bushy's for some fine music, a pint of Bushy's real ale and a Johnny Stubble Burger.

by Manx Meat Matters June 11, 2018

Johnny

Johnny is the most swaggy person in this whole entire world. He’s the swagger himself 😎🤟 Johnny is so cool and swaggy and so is his best friend Alondra

“Look there’s Johnny the swagger himself “ “oh dam he does look super swaggy “

by 😎🤟 August 18, 2022

Johnny

Johnny is the most swaggy and coolest person ever! He’s the swagger himself 😎🤟he loves hanging out with his super swagger best friend Alondra everyone wants to be as cool as them😎🤟

“Look there’s Johnny and his swaggy best friend. “Damm they looking super swaggy today “

by 😎🤟 August 18, 2022