Jason

The greatest of all potatoes; King Spuducus

At a young age, Jason was a human looking for the meaning of life. Then he came across a magic potato tree. He ate a potato and was crowned King Spuducus for asserting his dominance over all the other potatoes.

by anonymous October 18, 2021

Jason paul munar

Tall,thick eyebrows,tan,and mostly like anime

Me:jason paul munar is handsome

by Qkqjaja October 20, 2021

jason

he has a 10 inch cock and he also very very very handsome mhm bizcocho

jason has a huge cock

by GAW GAW 3000 October 28, 2021

Jason Finney

Fun but no bulls**t!!!

Be honest..Jason Finney is fun but he doesn't deal with no bulls**t!!!

by Johnny Quest 22 November 1, 2021

Jason

He has just the fattest fucking cock you've ever seen and he's nice he's also very funny and nice he's a nice person

ay yo its Jason he has a fat cock

by Butt3n September 14, 2021

jason

the textbook definition of slow

“hey did you here about jason?”

“oh yeah, the slow kid right”

by lmfaoao September 18, 2021

jason

a very short person and EXTREMELY sarcastic and very angry when called short. a Jason is also very harmless and can't do much to anyone taller than them. he also has a very short ding dong just like his height and has a short fuse. in a situation like a fire, he would leave everyone to die and save himself.

omg its Jason watch out

by kbruinink September 21, 2021