fat food

Etymology: fat + fast food, from one of the common causes of obesity being overconsumption of fast food

Food typically consumed by a specific fat person that is the cause of their weight gain, whether it be fast food or not.

Two teenagers are hungry and want something to eat.

Fat boy: Hey, I'm hungry. Want to get something to eat?
Skinny boy: Sure. Let's go to Chipotle.
Fat boy: Nah, I'm in the mood for McDonald's.
Skinny boy: But you eat so much fat food!! Didn't you just say you were trying to lose weight a minute ago?
Fat boy: Yeah, but I eat McDonald's almost every day?

by Thebuck093 November 20, 2011

Fat Jimmy'z

A group of fat lazy slobs who run a bar in Ontario Canada, where the cook, due to his bitterness over life, his failed career as a rock star and general flashbacks from his catholic schoolboy days, spits in your food if you order something he doesnt feel like cooking, or if you order when he's about to close the kitchen and go play air guiitar in his basement.

Can I have a new burger? I think there's extra sauce on this one, and I never ordered the spit sandwich. What is with this Fat Jimmy'z Place?

by Amadeus38 October 21, 2011

Trans Fat

Trans Fat is considered the worst type of Fat to eat because Transgender is considered the wort type of gender to be

hey Jim! you don't want that trans fat in you! just like you don't want that trans gender in you!

by MoistyOisty March 8, 2023

fat glob

when someone queefs, farts, or marinates on a toilet.

“mishcatte just did a fat glob”

“FLAT GLOB *proceeds to marinate or fart”

by jiggalord February 10, 2023

fat legend

someone who is fatter than a skinny legend, but not as fat as an obese legend.

Isaiah: Did you see how big Danica got?
Me: Fuck yeah she's a fat legend.

Isaiah: *eats 10 Alabama hot pockets like a fat ass*
Me: be careful Isaiah. You're a fat legend now but you're on your way to being an obese legend

by Sonic frickin rox! :) October 17, 2019

FAT CHECK

When someone enormous is around your area

Oscar: Fat CHECK!!!
Logan: Bro not cool I only ate 12 big macs, 20 piece nuggets, 5 Charli's from Starbucks, and a fat cock!

not cool :C

by BigManOT December 12, 2020

Fat squirrel

When someone puts one testicle in each cheek and your penis rest on their forehead

Bro this girl fat squirreled me last night and I about lost my nut

by Killer kiwi 6969 February 19, 2021