Nassau County

These little people of civilians of Nassau County make fun of Suffolk County for not having a 516 code (Suffolk County people don’t give a shit) if you go to Nassau County just stay away from Hempstead and maybe stay in like Long Beach or Glen Cove

John - Hey Bruce do you prefer Nassau or Suffolk
Bruce - Nassau County all the way man
John - Name one reason Nassau County is better than Suffolk County
Bruce - Uhhhhhhh, fine Suffolk County

by Makemynameappropriate67 July 2, 2025

Halifax County Fruit Basket

Insertion of various fruits into the vagina (or anus) .

That girls a freak. She wasn’t eating all the bananas, she was making a Halifax County Fruit Basket.

by DimeNring August 9, 2025

Crooks County

Rooks County Kansas. The last guard holding hell from pouring out onto earth. The ones that slip through are held here by the few that are able to live amongst the flik flak flakes. We are the front lines, in the trenches, overrun yet able to contain all the evil in one district...the 9th. You name it, it is here or it has happened. No eye is batted. As we rise, they fall. It is the final hour. We will Plieger it out.

Only in Crooks County.

by Always the Phatz August 15, 2025

Linn County Lincoln Log

The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri

Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025

Buchanan County Fun Dip

Buchanan County, Virginia, facing some degree of isolation nestled in the Appalachian Mountains, likely having little access to regular fun dips, has invented its own variation of the classic fun dip. Licking a male appendage to apply moisture, then sprinkling a little meth ("dip") on it, and finally proceeding with "fun".

The Sheriff's Deputies got a kick out of the case of Buchanan County Fun Dip that came across their desk.

by spazzyspaz August 28, 2025

Umpqua County

An unofficial county in Oregon that unites the coastal part of Lane and Douglas counties. Florence would likely be the county seat if this were a real county.

I wish Umpqua County were a real county. Lane and Douglas counties having coastlines feel off.

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Adams County Grits ALA Gary

The act of picking a stalk of sweet corn, shucking the individual ears, leaving them on the stalk, and inserting the ears into multiple asses. While inserted, the low inserted ear controls the tempo, as not to break an ear off in a participant's ass.

We drank a bunch of Miller High Life, grabbed some fresh sweet corn, and pulled of an Adams County Grits ala Gary. Joe was low man and Jerry got an ear of corn stuck in his ass.

by mailman2504 September 29, 2025