malcolm arnold academy

A peice of shit school in Northampton where people smoke cigarettes because they can’t afford weed and where teenage girls pull each other’s hair

“Have you ever been to Malcolm Arnold academy”
“Yes it’s a shithole”

by Your local chav November 9, 2019

York River Academy

Also known as YRA, it is a school for kids with mental disabilities. Kids suffer chronic depression once they step foot into the building, and immediately want to commit die. Also, students get drug checked and suspended every two seconds.

The only good thing is probably easy grades till junior year, then you're fucked.
Types of students who attend include Furries, Computer nerds, D&D Players, and r e d a c t e d.

There is the legend that once every 5 years there's actually a cool group of kids who attend the school, but tis only a legend.

Or it is?

Attend at your own risk.

York River Academy makes me sad.

by This isn't a beach! November 12, 2019

Hopewell Academy

A literal circus. The math teacher and the receptionist are basically the only sane ones. It is infested with antivaxer teachers, a history teacher who uses Wikipedia and WatchMojo Top 10 videos as educational resources, and a fucking clown for the head of school who made the few members of administration with the authority to keep shit together quit their jobs.

“My history teacher just told us that trains didn’t exist in the nineteenth century.”

“What fucking school do you go to??”

“Hopewell Academy.”

by cursed.jpg November 26, 2019

Howe Military Academy

A private co-ed boarding school for Grades 7-12 located in Howe, IN. Founded in 1884.

My son graduated from Howe Military Academy in 2018.

by howemilitary April 3, 2019

Andrews Osborne Academy

A place where sophomores Juul and share mother fucking teas and Chinese people get straight A.

Mag: Andrews Osborne Academy?
Ryan: Mango pods.

by Random Chinese Scholar May 24, 2019

Notre Dame Academy, Toledo

A sisterhood.

All-girls, Catholic, prestigious, College Prep School.
A school that only nda girls could truly understand.

"Girls who want to marry a Doctor, attend St. Ursula. Girls who want to become a Doctor, attend Notre Dame."

"I hope my daughter graduates from Notre Dame Academy one day"

"Notre Dame Academy, Toledo is an amazing institution & community."

by katie18 May 31, 2019

Kingswood academy

The worst possible school to go after you leave your beloved primary. Everyone wished to go to winnifed holtby or any other secondary, but they were all full of lucky kids. Every student there who applied to go, has some kind of mental instability.

"Mum, what school did i get in to?"
"I'm sorry, but you got into kingswood academy."
*walks upstairs and blows brains out*

by Hibishesxø April 20, 2019