Dauphinoise Potato

When you stick a potato up your butt so when he eats your ass, he gets a special dinner.

Him: Babe, I'm hungry. What's for dinner?

Her: I'm busy preparing you a "Dauphinoise Potato"

by CyborgMonkey69 March 1, 2021

potato head

A person who judges someone else because of their own arrogance without looking in the mirror at their own potato brain in their potato head on their potato body in their couch, potato selves.

Redditor: why is that guy being so idiotic in this game. He’s so trash at it he might as well quit. This is not what this game is about. Did you actually READ the handbook?!!!!!!?????

Me: ok potato head

by masPene March 20, 2021

Magic potato

A potato filled with multiple samples of men cum

Man you ever wanna make a Magic Potato

by PsageY July 30, 2022

Potato bomb

It is when an Irish girl sits on your dick and sharts while it’s in her ass.

I was so drunk and passed out. when i woke up I saw I was potato bombed. I guess she was Irish.

by Baldyxxx August 1, 2022

fuck potato

a potato you cut a hole into and proceed to fuck

"i really want a fuck potato"

by i heart incest June 23, 2022

Potato Computer

An insult about the speed of your Computer ;)

Jim: HEY BILLY YA FUCKWIT
Billy:What ya funkin fat cunt

Jim: You Have a potato computer Ya fat cunt!
Billy:Go Fuck Your Self J I M .

by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022

Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.

Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.

by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022