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Magician’s Donut

The ability to make items disappear using your butthole.
The crowd wasn’t liking my tricks, so I showed them my magician’s donut.
by Saltburn January 20, 2024
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Powdered donut

The action of dipping ones d**k in cocaine coconut oil and then f*cking someone in the ass.
My gf was craving a powdered donut so I called my guy.
by PowDo December 4, 2022
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Donut

Being a donut means being dumb. Like you have a hole in your brain like a DONUT.
Damn bro you're such a donut.

Look at Sander he is such a donut.
by Podst December 5, 2022
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Iced jam donut

When you raw Dogg her till she bleeds, and Finnish inside her!
She told me she liked it rough, so I gave her an iced jam donut
by Onlyanxiety December 20, 2022
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Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea

When you eat food at Dunkin Donuts and you have diarrhea after you eat the food there.
Rodridgo and Stephanie had the Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea today and they were shitting for 45 minutes straight in the Dunkin Donuts bathrooms and made a huge ass mess all over the toilet with diarrhea all over the bathroom stall. All of the employees had to clean their mess up and Rodridgo and Stephanie went to Walgreens to buy Pepto Bismol because their diarrhea was severe and they both went home smelling like gorilla shit and they had to take 3 hour showers.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022
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Slop Donut

I'll short ya a Marlboro black if you let me glaze that slop donut
by DonutOpponent November 24, 2023
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Backup Glazed Donut

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner
My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut
by Horse Peener December 1, 2023
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