a crunchy bean

when referring to some one as a crunchy bean you are saying they have the same itelligence as of the person on twitter named "dr. crunchy" also known as "crunchy bean boi" witch is low

person a " your such a crunchy bean"
person b "what the fuck is a"
person a "see a crunchy bean"

by uhfhjhghjks January 21, 2021

Brew the Bean

1. To make coffee.

2. Vigorous masturbation of the female clitoris.

I love Starbucks. They really can brew the bean.

I was just about to brew the bean when my roommate walked in on me.

I did nothing but brew the bean this weekend and now my pussy is tender to the touch.

by Dick Onchin February 7, 2021

floof bean

floof bean is directed towards cats and dogs for the most part.

THE FLOOF BEAN IS ADORABLE!!!!!!!

by le floof bean February 17, 2021

bean and doomguy

when bean and doomguy get together

bean and doomguy are people

by beandoomguy February 23, 2021

Box of beans

Heaven in a box

“You are box of beans”
“Awww ty”

by Poppy poop April 16, 2021

The Jimmy Bean

A position used during sexual intercourse between a man and woman where the woman lays on top in the starfish position, with the man on his back hugging his knees while his erect member is tucked in between his legs.

Man: “If we not doin’ the jimmy bean tonight, I’m not havin’ it”
Woman: “ok”

by Tuckest May 21, 2021

Smol Bean

Smol Bean's are people who usually use the words "UwU", "OwO", "UnU" and many others. Smol Bean stands for a small, innocent being. They usually say things like "UwU gimme cookies!!!" and are more of a childish type.

"My grandpa is a smol bean!"

by dqpwioufehioqeuwyi78o2u8r3qt47 May 23, 2021