Saltine Fever

Being attracted to white people. Symptoms include getting turned on by a live laugh love sign, pining after someone named McKenna, Kayleigh, Chad, or Hunter, and thinking toasted wonder bread with a thin spread of mayonnaise is an aphrodisiac. Alternatively called “Caucasian infatuation” or “flavor aversion”

1. “I’ve noticed Hector only dates girls named Megan. Why is that?”

“He’s got saltine fever, my dude.”

2. “Por qué se obsesiona tanto por las rubias?”

“Pues no sé wey, creo que tiene Saltine Fever.”

by stressed out yt girl September 23, 2021

Scarlet Fever

a description of those priests in the Roman Catholic Church who their minds set on promotions and ecclesiastical honors. Scarlet is the color of the garments that denote a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church

Of all the Catholic priests I know Father Leo has the worst case of Scarlet Fever

by John Wordsleuth October 27, 2021

Bieber Fever

Beiber Fever is a serious, contagious disease that will wreck your life. If you see any of the following symptoms call

123-Justin Bieber is ugly-4567. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Fever, Maniac, Brain damage, Whiteness, and Death.

Bieber Fever killed my BFF! OMG! I hate Bieber Fever!

by IsabelwuvCora November 1, 2021

Elevation fever

An unexplained attraction to persons of considerable height.

Erica thinks Mark is cute, but she just has elevation fever.

by Hollapoint July 14, 2021

circle fever

When you cant just draw that one circle for a drawing.

Guy 1: Man, I think I'm going insane over drawing a circle
Guy 2: I think you have circle fever

by Fishpals July 18, 2021

Theater Fever

similar to baby fever; when one longs to be on stage doing a production

person a: aww man i really wanna be in a play rn
person b: it sounds like you got mad theater fever homie.

by cutebutnotcuddly July 28, 2021

Phoebe Fever

Having Phoebe fever refers to the overwhelming and sickeningly intense attraction many feel to Phoebe Bridgers. Phoebe fever has been defined as an obsession, an addiction, and common disorder amongst angsty and depressed teens.

OMG, I have Phoebe fever! Last Friday, I bought a prayer candle with Phoebe Bridgers’ face photoshopped onto Jesus. I need therapy.

by Phoebe Bridgers’ gf July 30, 2021