Slap the Dishpan

This is what many people would say when they are trying to go to bed and there is one person in the room being obnoxious. In other words it is quicker and funnier to sat this instead of "shut the hell up" or "go to bed."

Guy 1: O man I just love hearing myself talk! Good one June haha

Guy 2: You better slap the dishpan in a hott minute or ill slap you up.

by Junior11 June 26, 2009

eye slap

eye slap - animated online advertisements that repeatedly flash bright colors and images that take your attention away from the main content of a page.

eye slapping - the act of subjecting web visitors to these offensive ads

Origins: The makers of annoying animated gifs of the 1990's were the original eye slappers. A crude and brutish bunch. The nascent robber barons of screen real estate.

The term was coined in a blog post by blahblahyaya on ivegottostopkiddingmyself in 2009.

Did you see that new ad for that bad movie? What an eye slap! That studio is always eye slapping my favorite sites.

by blahblahyaya July 4, 2009

Slap Cannon

Incredible powerful speaker system that can blow out ear drums and car windows. Capable of shaking the very ground you stand on.

WTF was that?

That man got some slap cannons blowing out everyones windows.

by cabdragon333 August 30, 2009

Slimy Slap

The act of masturbating into one's own hand then slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.

Person 1: What the fuck was that?!? Someone just ran by and slapped me in the face!

Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.

by LogicLackey October 1, 2009

schlong-slap

To be slapped with one's schlong.

1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.

by bluzebrother April 7, 2010

Tail Slap

Cinccino's signature move. It's a multi-hit move with the power of 25. With Cinccino's Skill Link or Technician abilities, it can be a really powerful move.

Trainer 1: Cinccino, use Tail Slap!
Trainer 2: No fair! My Arceus is gone!

by Someone of Pokemon June 21, 2011

bobo slap

When a guy comes on his hand and slaps someone else with it.

"Want me to come and bobo slap you?"

by GGReactors April 29, 2010