Swamp Monster

The neglect of bathing; specifically washing or shaving your genetalia, so when your genitals are visible they resemble a putrid swamp monster.

"I dont think I will be going on dates with Tyler anymore... when we were about to have sex he pulled out a Swamp Monster"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

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Swamp Dyke

A title that almost at once invokes it's own definition in your imagination upon hearing a swamp dyke is a very dirty and unkept often severely undereducated lesbian caked in filth and prone to lude slurs. The most advanced of there kind sport semblances of a mullet though more commonly are known to shear their locks on the rare instances they come upon anything sharp enough to do so in their native swampy habitats. They seldom are known to leave their muddy lairs except to restock their horde of Pap's Blue Ribbon. In such instances they rub their genitals on various fauna along the way in order to keep from getting lost essentially leaving a strongly scented musty trail of "breadcrumbs" to find there way back home.

That Swamp Dyke stole my Pap's Blue Ribbon!

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

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Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler

On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.

Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.

by John Baggins June 18, 2022

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