gum would be perfection

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“Gum would be perfection”

by THE REAL GUWOP October 22, 2017

Perfect Ass Girl

1. A girl with a great ass and awesome complementing features. Shes smart but not a nerd. She appears to others to be a goody goody but on the inside shes a total freak

2. A girl that looks incredible, is breath-takeing, in bed or anywhere... "literally" but you can still take her ome to mom and dad with no doubts.

3. A girl that everyone wants

4. A girl that you want to be with for the rest of your life

Someone: Damn Heather is a Perfect Ass Girl. You sure are lucky to have her! Me: No Shit! Shes..... Great

by The Luckyest Guy Ever July 29, 2008

perfect hair forever

a cartoon created by williams street, the makers of adult swim. it's about a boy named gerald who has really bad hair. he goes to his mentor, uncle grandfather, for help, and he tells gerald that he must "attain a level that will bring you large gifts of un-balding ways." it was aired in the place of squidbillies, a show about hillbilly squids. afterwards, a panel discussion is held by space ghost, with meatwad from aqua teen hunger force, sharko from sealab 2021, and early kyler from squidbillies on the panel. hilarity ensues.

perfect hair forever will become a series on adult swim in summer of 2005.

"the other students laugh at me. they call me...Retarded Hair Guy." -gerald

by d-shadow January 19, 2005

Perfect Peach Ass

When someone has a perfectly shaped ass, like a peach

"Panda has such a perfect ass, shaped like a peach, the photo of it should be in the dictionary of a 'Perfect Peach Ass'

by GGingersnapss November 5, 2022

perfect stranger

n. when somebody else sits on their hand, causing it to fall asleep, and proceeds to give another person a hand job.

see stranger

After the car ride with seven other people, we went and side and she gave me a perfect stranger.

by G-Money April 20, 2005

perfect girlfreind

noun: one who is far away in taiwan-- yet so close to the heart. one who is always willing to consider her boyfriend first. one who knows how to correct a man's spelling without hurting his feelings. one who is willing to take goggle photo to tease her man.

my perfect girlfreind told me the i is before e exept after c. (her edit. except* girlfriend*)

by navigation coordinator October 17, 2008

Most Perfect Girl

Sally. Sally is the most perfect girl in the whole world. She is really super duper pretty and smart and funny and buff and cool. She is perfect in every way. I love Sally (a lot)^(10000000000000)^(N+1). She makes me really happy and she is very amazing. If you don't know Sally then you have not experienced life. You have not experienced the suffocating feeling as you drown in her eyes. You have not heard the crack nor felt the pain as you broke your leg falling for her. You have not felt the emptiness inside your chest after she stole your heart. You have not worn a gas mask to protect yourself from her smelly stinky bog like stench. Therefore I can conclude that I am the luckiest to have met Sally AND I get to date her wowowowow that is so insane. I love her a lot and she means the world + Saturn and maybe Venus (if you want to be generous) to me. Just kidding, Sally means everything to me. She makes me very happy because she is the most perfect girl and she is in fact very perfect. Actually the perfectest.

To verify perfection, let us analyze this debate as a fundamental document giving further validity to Sally's perfection. There is a lie detector being used to verify the factuality of this debate. Debate is located below. Analysis of this debate can be found under Most Perfect Girl Analysis.

Marco: I have the most perfect girlfriend (True)
Sally: I have the most perfect boyfriend and love you mostest (False^2)
Marco: No, I love you mostest (True)
Sally: You smell (False)
Marco: You smell a lot more than I do. That's why you're smelly. (True)
Sally: I do not smell (False)
Marco: You are the smelliest smartest most perfect girl (True)
Sally: I missed you (Maybe true)
Sally: I missed you most (Definitely false)
Marco: No! I missed you most. Go do your homework (True)
Sally: I did my homework. You're sexier than bratwurst in a skirt (False)
Marco: You're sexier than bratwurst in a skirt. You're the smartest (True)
Sally: No you are. I have so much psych homework (False and True)
Marco: Haha cyke homework (You're not funny you dumb sack of potatoes. You look like a bratwurst without a skirt)
Sally: (Cringe) haha
Marco: You're the cutest I love you the most (True)
Sally: Wanna hang out?
Marco: No (You're so funny Marco we've heard these lame jokes so many times could you not for once?)
Sally: :(
Marco: KIDDING of course I wanna hang out (True)
Sally: Yayyyyyyyyyy
Marco: You smell when should we hang out? (True)
Sally: Nooooo I do not smell. I have to clean before we hang out. My room is SUCH a mess (False^3)
Marco: Your room is not a mess (True)
Sally: No it's so bad (False)
Marco: Faker (True)
Sally: Ok I'm going to clean now

Marco: Ok byeeeee <3 I love you most and you're the most perfect girl! (True)
Sally: You stink (Wrong)
End.

by Sallyiscute October 4, 2021