October 31st

THIS IS HALLOWEEN ,THIS IS HALLOWEEN. HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN.

Dave:hey its October 31st
Bob: so?
Dave:THIS IS HALLOWEEN

by FC_Kyro October 23, 2019

October 25

October 25th is "National Sausage Slap Day", where you can slap sausages with your friends, peers, and kids.

Osama: Hey, Kyle! *Slaps his sausage against Kyle's*

Kyle: wtf bro that's gay bro what u doing bro wtf bro, bro.

"its ok, its october 25" "ohh, i see man, my bad. lets continue"

by SausageSlapper October 24, 2019

October 27

October 27 is when you tell your crush that you have feelings for them and they can’t reject you😝

Girl: hey,today is October 27
Boy: and?
Girl:.... I like you
Boy: I.....
Girl: shhh you can’t reject me😉
Boy: I’ll like you too, you can’t reject me either❤️

by milktae October 26, 2019

October 27

National give your girl a hickey day. A day which all men who have girlfriends must give their girlfriend a hickey on their neck or tits

*at school*
Boy: *starts giving their girlfriend a hickey*
Girl: “wtf bruh? Why you doin that”
Boy: “it’s October 27!”
Girl: “oh okay. Keep going”

by Urdadsbuttcrack October 27, 2019

October 29th

National kiss your crush, girlfriend, boyfriend, yourself, your dog/cat, anything really Day! IT'S NATIONAL KISS DAY!!

You: hey guess what day it is
Mirror:...
You:(kisses the mirror)october 29th. it's national kiss day.😘

by @gatchabitch🖕 October 28, 2019

october 31

The day the baddest, hottest, and coolest bitches on earth were born.

Today is halloween right? No you idiot October 31st is the baddest bitches birthdays smh... happy birthday to all the bad bitches out there!

by nataliethebadbitch October 28, 2019

October 31

National show Boston your tits day

Guy 1-“Hey did you show Boston your tits today”
Mia Khalifa-“Of course you know I live for October 31”
Guy 1-“I forgot, think I can go now”
Mia Khalifa-“I think he’s a little busy with Riley Reid but he should be free soon”

by PeNeGaNg October 30, 2019