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Guilt money

The money you get from your absent dad who can't be there for you everyday. The money he gives you for all the things you wanted that he couldn't buy those years ago before you had him in your life. Basically, it's daddy absent/issue money from biological dad's who can't always be there for their children.
Dad: Here's $20. Spend it on whatever you want.
Son: Wow! Thanks dad, I'll buy some bobux with this!
Mom to Dad: Stop giving him guilt money just because you're never around that much.
by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX September 27, 2021
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China Money

"Creative freedom is great and all but we need that sweet, sweet China money," the executive said while choking on zhang cock.
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Adult Money

The disposable income that having a stable job brings as an adult, in contrast to depending on your parents/guardians for financial support.
"Why so much He-Man stuff?"
"Oh, I loved the franchise as a kid, but never got to have any of the toys. Thanks to my adult money, I can finally channel my inner child."
"That's dope."
by Afro-Chan August 31, 2023
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Money splitting

When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.

It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.

(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:

Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.

Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.

or

She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.

or

Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.

or

Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
by RogetsCreasedThesaurus July 1, 2023
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Money Muscle

“Ron, you need to pay your dues with the older brothers and work that money muscle”
by L-Dogg. July 4, 2023
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old money

the descendants of some criminal a thousand years ago who didnt get caught and put his money in the bank instead of spending it because he was terribly boring, notwithstanding his criminality
by Ubran December 16, 2006
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Fly Money

Lending a friend money to get drunk, or to escape from a pregnant girl friend.
Person 1: Man i wanna get drunk.
Person 2: Need some Fly Money Dude?
by whty February 9, 2008
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