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Beavered pitch

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.
That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.
by Qoven_Marinade February 9, 2019
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Beaver bat

Cologne..50$, new kicks..150$, goin out with a loaded beaver bat...priceless
by Mj2020 September 7, 2018
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munching beavers

munching (V) :eating, consuming, devouring

beavers (n) : 1. the plural of beaver. a hairy animal (mammal) with a flat tail that lives by rivers. 2. a vagina/pussy.
"I've been munching beavers since I was 13!"

/I've been eating pussy since I was 13!/
by raunchyyyy September 20, 2018
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beaver tail dick

When you have a dick shaped like a beaver tail.
by Normalnametaken November 15, 2023
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Beaver

Stinky, old, loose pussy

Like a grandma pussy
That chick had a nasty beaver
by Yea dude! December 31, 2022
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Beaver Plug Incident

It’s basically where a big beaver penetrates your ass with his tail and sometimes includes his beaver penis while the big boy rapes the hell out of your ass until it widens enough to make you shit all over the place

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS
The BNR was in the Beaver Plug Incident
by Fishnuggets66 November 21, 2023
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