Robert Barnes

The greatest guy you will ever meet, or interact with.

That guy must be named "Robert Barnes!"

by InstallingCaffeine January 21, 2024

Baskin Roberts trust fund band

It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Roberts. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band. It has been a successful meme since 2011.

Me: Seth MacFarlane? I've heard that he is a proud benefactor of the Baskin Roberts trust fund band!
Other: Cram it, fundie! His shows have been shit ever since I discovered Baskin Roberts.
Me: Well, it's just the facts.

by Baskinbros January 25, 2024

Robert

He is a very handsome man with a massive gyatt. He is attracted to men.

You are so Robert.

by JakeSmitty44 January 26, 2024

Robert

Robert is a one of a kind man. He is super handsome. He has the gyat. There is one bad thing about him…… he is very gay.

My friend Robert is something else

by JakeSmitty44 January 26, 2024

Robert Geiss

EIN KÖNIG!!!

person a:kennst du Robert geiss?
person b:ja klar er ist ein könig!

by hihihohohohuhuhueheheh January 28, 2024

Cayden Robert Hoogeveen

use this word for a guy who has super ginger red poofy hair and LOVES crystals!!!!

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Cayden Robert Hoogeveen?

Person 2: Yeah man! We call him The Poof.

by farlie fartin January 28, 2024

Robert

A weird, sizeist, ableist, xenophobic, sexist, racist criminal who is also the grammar police and a certified math genius who's just overall annoying and rude.

Ugh Robert.

by Eggplant Pappi December 1, 2022